I catch a cab home every night from work.
What other profession allows you to talk on your mobile phone whilst you’re at work? Let alone it be illegal whilst you drive a paying customer of your own cab? I would love to try it out at work and see the response of my guests whilst pouring their bottle of Burgundy. Or maybe a surgeon should give it a go..."A little more suction here, almost got it... hold on that's my phone... sure wifey grab a carton of Crème fraîche, that'll work beautifully with the Poulet au Pot."
Even more hilarious was the last taxi driver who answered his phone (amplified through the car's speakers) and joined in on a lady on lady on lady on lady orgy, that's right 4, I heard each individual voice. That was quite a feet getting me home in one piece, I'll give him that.
Till next time.
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